What’s your “I’m old now” indicator? \ stacker news ~AskSN

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339 sats \ 34 comments \ @Coinsreporter 8h AskSN

It was a beautiful morning with a bit of rain today and some old mates invited me to play a friendly Cricket match. At college I was considered a very good Cricket player, but today I was out on the first ball and a younger boy hit me out of the park on 3 consecutive balls. Someone yelled "the old man....." I wanted to yell back but I didn't and felt what if I'm retired early, I'm retired before I should. Am I old now? I'm now thirty seven!

We lost the match by a big margin.

Yeah, it's right that I haven't played a full Cricket match for at least a fifteen years. But it's what it is. I'm re-analysing the proverb — "Age is just a number."

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24 sats \ 5 replies \ @Aardvark 8h

When the kids in their 20's at the gym had no idea what my references were half of the time.

21 sats \ 3 replies \ @cryotosensei 8h

Is this some kind of backhanded flex? That you are able to catch up n match up with these young punks? 😏

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 8h

No lol, they all got bigger and stronger way faster than me. One of the kids hut a 300lb bench in like 2.5 years of dedicated lifting. Took me almost 5 years.

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @stack_harder 7h

kids are all juicing or on sarms now , they're on steroid tiktok from like age 15 and easily hop on sarms and stuff. so it is possible they have the illicit edge on you lol

32 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 7h

Naa, I definitely know a sarms goblin when I see one lol.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Coinsreporter OP 8h

Very nice. I'm gonna apply this as strategy against the kids. Thanks for reminding, we can win by sledging them.

39 sats \ 3 replies \ @siggy47 8h

My friends mostly talk about their hip replacements

36 sats \ 2 replies \ @Coinsreporter OP 8h

That's the oldest you get! I'm sorry I should've added 'First Sign' in the title.

If I may...

What was the first indication?

17 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 8h

Receding hairline in my late 20s

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Coinsreporter OP 7h

🤕 it was too early especially back in those days!

I guess it's more common these days.

But is it really an indication for the arrival of old age??

Interestingly here in India it's believed the more receding hairline or baldness you have, the richer you are.

17 sats \ 1 reply \ @gmd 7h

5 years ago now... 😭

63 sats \ 0 replies \ @Coinsreporter OP 7h

I don't celebrate Birthdays as is not a tradition in our family and it's often said and believed that this way we don't get old.

August 26 holds a special place in my heart. This is the birthday of my first ever girlfriend.

17 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined 8h

Mine was also sports related.

I've gotten weirdly better at basketball, as I've gotten older, but I'm just not quick enough anymore to defend teenagers and I started getting soft-tissue injuries pretty frequently.

Defense and hustle used to be what I relied on. Now I have to rely on shooting and passing.

36 sats \ 0 replies \ @Coinsreporter OP 8h

I'm just not quick enough anymore

I think you've summed up my weakness. My friends, all were so miserable in the game, are hopeful of improvement and proposed another match for tomorrow but till now 4 of them have already cancelled citing 'soreness' (one of them is I), though they are saying they'll definitely show up next week.

30 sats \ 1 reply \ @cryotosensei 8h

My nose hair is white

Enuff said

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Coinsreporter OP 8h

Mine too. Also most of my head and beard hair are white now.

But I think it's more of genetics or bathing with sodium water for most of my childhood and teenage.

However, they have now started to turn white very rapidly. Seems like within the last two years I've got more white hairs than in the rest of my entire life.

Now,

ENUFF SAID

Luvya Old man... Hehe.

17 sats \ 1 reply \ @stack_harder 7h

one for me is new Balance shoes being fashionable now, along with pulling up socks.

NBs were always the gay dad shoes, on par, or possibly worse than high-tec.

when i see that NBs are now popular it makes me feel like the world i knew is gone lol

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Coinsreporter OP 7h

Fashion never gets old, it returns back and back again.

17 sats \ 4 replies \ @03c8c8bd35 7h

I’ve got a full head of hair growing on my ears.

0 sats \ 3 replies \ @Coinsreporter OP 7h

It's strange. Are you keeping a highway in between both sides of jungle or you still have hair on your head? hehe.

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @03c8c8bd35 7h

All intact apart from a shiny bald patch.

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Coinsreporter OP 7h

Then I guess the hair which used to be on the now shiny bald patch has decided to move sideways for the support is strong there around the ears.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @03c8c8bd35 4h

😀

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @coinhome 2h outlawed

stackers have outlawed this. turn on wild west mode in your /settings to see outlawed content.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @fiatbad 57m

OP, is your name Dennis?

"I'm 37, I'm not old."

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @RideandSmile 3h freebie

Old, you meant what age ?

Cause for a 9 years old kid , a guy with 20 years old , he is old...

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @petertodd 3h

I had the same experience myself. Except it was in Italy, 10 years ago, and playing football... 70 year old Italian men were better than me...

Actually, maybe the problem wasn't me getting old...

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @398ja 6h

School friends starting to die. I've lost two in the last twelve months, and three are currently battling cancer...😔

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BallLightning 6h

Hm... Most of my friends are way younger than me. That is kind of constant reminder...

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Taurus 7h

Saying "Bitcoins" for "sats" 😂 sorry

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BitcoinIsTheFuture 7h

You are as old as you feel. Embrace the aging process. Learn more and eat cleaner every year. I’m in my mid 40’s and am the strongest I’ve ever been, can still break 5:00 in the mile and feel awesome