Impressive. Regardless of the test results, you've proven that you have some control over your ~HealthAndFitness. The worst case scenario now is that you have to focus on something else.

If I'm being honest, I liked this one.

It is a stupid issue and Ja's clearly doing it to antagonize the league for being such a bunch of pearl clutching weenies.

You're letting Trump live in your head rent free.

Dumping a bunch of federal workers into the labor force will help with that.

So would the grand plan of replacing income/payroll taxes with excise taxes (this would actually lower the cost of labor, more so than wages).

Tax cuts and deregulation could help on that front. We'll see what they do.

I really don't know. It seemed like the American markets were rallying through the past year, when most of the rest of the world's major economies were struggling. So, maybe they recover as we crash. Who knows?

"Gimme, gimme, gimme." That's all we ever hear from the rest of you.

Ask not what America can give to you. Ask what you can give to America.

Wow! Big, if true.

Manufacturing really never went away, but manufacturing jobs did.

One of us! One of us!

So far you’re nailing your statehood audition.

That would be a funny way to lose.

The stories of America's demise a greatly exaggerated. We're still the least dirty shirt in the laundry.

Inflation is America's primary export so you can enjoy it too.

Dangerfield is such a good athlete name. I don’t think we’ve ever had one in any of our major sports.

We don’t have to care what foreigners think about us. That’s our birthright as Americans.

Americans have lots of rights, if you haven’t noticed.

We've always given our daughter the junk mail. She loves reading the catalogues, credit card offers, and political flyers.

She strongly takes after her grandma (my wife's mom) in behavior, but she looks a fair amount like my grandma (who recently passed away). You'll see lots of different family resemblances.

You don't change horses midstream, especially when you're winning.

Don't worry Blok, we're gonna win so much that we'll be sick of winning by the end of the year. That's our right as Americans.

Seems like way less than the overall crash. I wonder if they knew something...

Our prolific co-owner has been occupied and none of us picked up the slack.