If my house is burning down, i wouldnt grab books, i would grab my phone, my node, and hardware wallet. I can get books online for free. The only reason id bring a book is for fire starter

Well you know....the people who are aesthetically challenged are typically the ones that are great at code lmao.

the last straw was when you spend all that money to enter the louvre museum just to discover that the Mona Lisa is about the size of a standard 8'x11' sheet of printer paper. They pack you like sardines into a tiny room and threaten to whip you with baguettes if you disturb her with flash photography behind her 15 inches of bullet proof glass. And if you sound even remotely foreign, forget it.

Their outdoors scene makes me envious, but Lord knows that they'd find a way to bone me for any number of my political, religious, sexual, and cultural opinions that don't line up with their woke shit.

good...you filter out the weak ones and are left with the worthy

podcasts and gym baby. you get sexy bod and sexy brains at the same time.

I've never been to NYC, but my wife loves it there. I told two places I have zero interest in visiting are NYC and Cali.

Paris. Dirty streets, even nastier people.

I would assume the majority of these people would be slaves of a tyranical government that could use a good humbling in being brought to 3rd world status by having their currency no longer the top dog. Hope I didn't make it too obvious..

Dad tax is inevitable

Like using a chocolate bar as a means of payment. You can break it up into smaller chunks to purchase, and you can get random chunks back when you sell, but once they are separated from the main bar, they don't just stick back to the entire bar. The only way to make them all one bar is to melt it back together with a Coinjoin chocolate bar maker. The excess will be scrapped off and can be Atomic Swapped for future use.

The gifts given to Jesus at His birth are perfectly preserved and viewable today at Mt. Athos Monastery in Greece. Besides a few gold coins spent to fund their escape to Egypt, Mary gave the remaining gold, frankincense and myrrh to the apostles prior to her death.

um...that's actually a pretty awesome fun fact

Elevators smell different to midgets

Your phone is statistically more likely to be stolen at the gym if you are on leg day.

username checks out

thanks for this