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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 14h

Portland, Oregon is a unique place

66 sats \ 0 replies \ @Kontext 16h

All you have is a bunch of unrealized potential. And all you are - is a canvas. And the painter. And the paintbrush. The colors are the colors of your imagination, and the strokes are just as bold or gentle as you are.

You are the cosmos experiencing itself.

102 sats \ 0 replies \ @Car 18h

ive realized the only people that care about local communities getting on bitcoin are the local communities 💫

230 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 19h

For the longest time all of our stats for display have been done via materialized views. This is convenient but grew aggravating as changing and iterating on their design is expensive; they're relatively inflexible. The move afaict is to create real tables that can be updated incrementally and in an idempotent way.

TIL about GROUPING SETS in postgres and the ability to create bitmasks with GROUPING which are really helpful because we want seven groups afaict (bucket is a time bucket):

    GROUP BY GROUPING SETS (
        (bucket),                                -- 7  GLOBAL
        (bucket, "payInType"),                   -- 6  GLOBAL_BY_TYPE
        (bucket, "subName"),                     -- 5  SUB_TOTAL         (kept even if subName is NULL)
        (bucket, "subName","payInType"),         -- 4  SUB_BY_TYPE       (kept even if subName is NULL)
        (bucket, "userId"),                      -- 3  USER_TOTAL
        (bucket, "userId","payInType"),          -- 2  USER_BY_TYPE
        (bucket, "subName","userId"),            -- 1  SUB_BY_USER       (kept even if subName is NULL)
        (bucket, "userId","subName","payInType") -- 0  USER_SUB_BY_TYPE  (kept even if subName is NULL)
    ))

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Akg10s3 19h

35 sats \ 0 replies \ @Scoresby 21h

I love that Parker is keeping this updated (6.2% increase since June is rough!)

source

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @guerratotal 21h

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 22h

Very well said !

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92 sats \ 0 replies \ @SimpleStacker 23h

I wonder if Nintendo is gunning to be the new Pixar

Nintendo Just Put Out A Weird Animated Short Film With No Explanation

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @RideandSmile 9 Oct

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 9 Oct

4th monkey is just using shitGPT

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @RideandSmile 9 Oct

or facebook or twitter or instagram or just playing or ....

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 9 Oct

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @anon 9 Oct

70 sats \ 0 replies \ @suraz 9 Oct

235 sats \ 6 replies \ @ek 9 Oct

How I would flirt with a girl in my class if I had more confidence:

Making a heartbeat sound with an empty plastic bottle (dut-dut ... dut-dut), and when she looks at me, I make the heartbeat sound faster (dut-dut dut-dut)

35 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined 18h

You should totally try that in airplane school

123 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 18h

I think I've already proven myself unworthy of her haha

44 sats \ 0 replies \ @SimpleStacker 23h

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 9 Oct

That was fun to imagine

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 9 Oct

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @anon 9 Oct

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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @BlokchainB 9 Oct

Hey @Car I need to ask you something what’s the best way to contact you

71 sats \ 1 reply \ @Car 9 Oct

7 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 9 Oct

Sent thanks

207 sats \ 7 replies \ @Scoresby 9 Oct

If you saw the discussion from yesterday about spark addresses being publicly searchable (#1251215) and you wondered whether this was true for Breez when it uses Spark...

Apparently, Breez SDK does not expose Spark addresses:

source

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 9 Oct

Well that good wonder what the WOS guys doing?

102 sats \ 4 replies \ @ek 9 Oct

source of source

238 sats \ 3 replies \ @Scoresby 9 Oct

oh cool! It's interesting to see a little bit about their decision. From what @moneyball said in his talk at bitcoin++ (05:25:04):

When I inquired, it's not a technology limitation but actually an intentional policy decision by their NC...uh...I can't steelman the argument. They feel like it's disingenuous to users to not publish it because of the risk of a Spark Operator potentially publishing it

It sounds like the reasoning is that in a world where there are many Spark Operators, users are vulnerable to this privacy leak if the operators choose to reveal the data or if they have a leak. So rather than have people lulled into a false sense of security, Spark chose to make it clear that your address is trackable.

It seems like this would have been okay if there had been a lot more communication about this as one of the trade-offs of using Spark.

It is still the case that Breez has access to all users spark addresses.

102 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 21h

mark my words: in 2026 all "spark operators" will be declared as "money transmitters" and will have to KYC all their losers.

spark is the new coinbase business model

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 6h

mark my words

@remindme in 1 year

159 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 9 Oct

fwiw, there's a proposal for blind statechain transfers

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 9 Oct

"by default"

1021 sats \ 3 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 9 Oct

@TNStacker way! Ahah

111 sats \ 0 replies \ @TNStacker 22h

MY PEOPLE!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 9 Oct

LOL exactly that I am planning to do on my citadel premises... from fruits.

9 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 9 Oct

Essential oils or alcohol?

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @anon 9 Oct

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 9 Oct

Day 651 of posting mining earnings from the day before: 442 sats on 8Oct2025! Running total: 423,999 sats!

Yesterday's comment

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 3h

Day 652's comment

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @cryotosensei 9 Oct

Happiness Journal 9/10/25

My fifth graders’ hyperactivity is starting to get on my nerves. I understand that their prefrontal cortexes are not fully developed yet, so there is no excuse for bad behaviour. Clowning around, disturbing their classmates, treating my subject with scant respect.

Then, a brainwave came to my mind. In view of the meeting with the school leaders in November, I should start recording down every misdemeanor in my trusty notebook. (I often carry it to class.) I would use evidence to convey their misdeeds to the principals, if need be. They will not climb over Sensei’s head!

96 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 9 Oct

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 9 Oct

74 sats \ 3 replies \ @carlosfandango 9 Oct

A very philosophical friend asked me, “What is Earth without art?”

I just looked at him and said, “Eh?”

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @guerratotal 9 Oct

Personally, I started studying art appreciation a few months ago and it has completely changed my perspective on things. #1251163

43 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 9 Oct

What Is Art For ? #494443

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @guerratotal 9 Oct

interesting

354 sats \ 8 replies \ @AG0RA 9 Oct

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @plebpoet 49m

I'm gonna run this as the back page ad for the zine this week, just wanted to give you the choice to create something for it like the others you have handed off, if you like!