DarthCoin is looking for a padawan ! \ stacker news ~bitcoin

5036 sats \ 47 comments \ @DarthCoin 10 Jun 2023 bitcoin

DarthCoin is looking for a padawan on SN!

This summer I will be mostly away from my desk. I have to finish my citadel up into the mountains so will be a lot of hard proof of work done. No more time for posting on Stacker News...

But I would like to keep my cowboy hat on and the spirit of DarthCoin alive here 😂😂😂, just as a warning to shitcoiners.

So if you want to post "as DarthCoin", I am willing to give you access to my SN account, to post things, tips (at least for the cowboy hat) and if you do it well, you could even take the sats you get. I don't care, it's your effort, you deserve them. You will even start with a bunch of sats in the account as credits. Use them wisely. Tip only those that really deserve them.

Requirements:

have a SN account for at least 3 months older
have at least 50 posts on SN and 100 comments, to prove me with your writings that you are on the same page as DarthCoin and not a grifty shitcoiner. So I can read them and decide if you are the chosen one.
you have at least some good basic knowledge about how Bitcoin and LN works and could give good answers to noobs here.
if I see only once the word "crypto" in your SN comments, you are disqualified instantly.
you are a moral person, that use bitcoin and treat bitcoin use with morality (if you do not understand what that I refer to means you didn't paid attention to my old comments here and that is 50 points less for you).
present me a letter of intention (responding to this post) where I can see your "wording" and you are not a shitGPT. Don't send me 10 pages of wall text from shitGPT. You will be blasted instantly.

This offer is valid until Wed 14 June 2023 12:00 UTC.

May The Force Be With You!

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500 sats \ 2 replies \ @jk_14 10 Jun 2023

"Miners (or at least not all) are not mining for profit. Most of them are mining to SECURE the network." (DarthCoin) "Will always be somebody willing to mine your low fee tx." (DarthCoin)

Sorry, but I can't. I'm not naive enough... rotfl

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @sudonaka 10 Jun 2023

Go back to Twitter. Arrogant fool.

63 sats \ 0 replies \ @jk_14 10 Jun 2023

"Nothing induces a bigger annoyance than the Truth", lool.

33 sats \ 0 replies \ @2bithits 10 Jun 2023

So just call everyone a sh$tcoiner while you're away?

I hear AI might be good for that

24 sats \ 4 replies \ @siggy47 10 Jun 2023

Good luck on your projects. There is only one DarthCoin! (some may say that's enough) Lately I've seen a few wannabe Darths lurking around. It will be interesting to see if they reach for the brass ring.

0 sats \ 3 replies \ @DarthCoin OP 10 Jun 2023

Sincerely, I was expecting you to offer to be my "shadow"...

30 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 10 Jun 2023

I would be honored, but I couldn't make that commitment. I have a busy summer myself. Also, you need someone with the right force, knowledge and tone. I have a few suggestions in mind, but let's see if they volunteer.

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @BBitcoinUSA 10 Jun 2023

If they don’t volunteer by 9am ET on Monday, can we agree that you’ll nominate them, I still wouldn’t like to see @Darthcoin to hand over control of his account to someone else though, for security reasons.

3 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 10 Jun 2023

I know. That is an issue. I think if someone does it there shouldn't be any sats exchanged between the two accounts. The system could be gamed. I know that can be done anyway, but still.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 10 Jun 2023

Enjoy your sabbatical Darth. No one can replace you buddy but we will carry on the ruining of shitcoiners in your stead.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Natalia 10 Jun 2023

But I would prefer to see comments and posts from the real Darthcoin 🤔

Or maybe can set up automation somehow? @k00b Like keyword trigger comments on shitcoiners

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @TheWildHustle 10 Jun 2023

Legend

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @sudonaka 10 Jun 2023

DPR?

10 sats \ 4 replies \ @BBitcoinUSA 10 Jun 2023

Good luck, I think I speak for all of us when I say I’d love to see a livestream of you building a castle, or at least a picture from time to time. I wouldn’t hand off your account to anyone while you’re gone, just my opinion.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BBitcoinUSA 10 Jun 2023

(while dressed in a Darth Vader costume)

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin OP 10 Jun 2023

Is just an online account is not part of my body... I don't understand why people are so attached of their online accounts.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BBitcoinUSA 10 Jun 2023

You’ve already posted enough good content to keep me entertained and occupied for a while, if you want the Cowboy hat streak to remain alive I would just log in for a couple minutes every day and blindly Zap me a bunch of times.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @skreep_ 10 Jun 2023

Are you suggesting you're permanently leaving or just that you'll be busy for the summer and you want someone to keep your ball rolling online while you're gone??

Your pseudonymous online account is how we know whoever you are is the one posting the content we enjoy... if there was 100 accounts with your name and were posting links, I would click any of them. Theirs or yours. Why would I or anybody else be interested in "Darthcoin" content from who I'll refer to as Barfcoin. I get enough not you content from not you elsewhere, and anyone who wants to make good content probably wants to claim their own work.

Why would I care about content from @Barfcoin three weeks from now if it's not actually your content.... I'd be more likely to block your account to be honest, I'd assume a scammer would fool you into giving over your account and they would exploit the trust the SN site has in the recognition of your handle to achieve some malicious goals. The "real you" would be back asking for help paying for your dog's open heart surgery or some other exploitive lie to get users to send you sats.

It's an interesting question you posed, not understanding why people are attached to their online accounts, but then finish off your own post talking about how you want to keep your cowboy hat streak lol

10 sats \ 3 replies \ @TomK 10 Jun 2023

So it's mainly identifying and destroying shitcoiners and statists with a 'grain' of saltiness? Good luck and a lot of fun to the guy or girl who gets the job! But we would like to see some action. Darth, have fun whatever You are planing to do.

1 sat \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin OP 10 Jun 2023

oh yeah will be a lot of fun... building a house with bare hands.

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @TomK 10 Jun 2023

Sounds nice. Real work! Enjoy the peace. Personally I wouldn't let anybody touch the account.... CU

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @JustinGoldberg 10 Jun 2023

sweet, that's my plan for el salvador (treehouse at first, then a monastery/citadel in the mountains later).

"it was as if the voices of a million altcoiners cried out and were suddenly extinguished"

You should appoint someone to be your padawan, rather than potentially losing your account.

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @DiracDelta 10 Jun 2023

I am happy to continue being Dirac Delta, but good luck finding your Padawan

25 sats \ 0 replies \ @Monotone 10 Jun 2023

It would be interesting to try, but I'm afraid that I'm not quite the right candidate, because I do all the same things on my account. The only difference - I do not throw at shitcoiners with aggression, but just ignore them))))

7 sats \ 0 replies \ @random_ 10 Jun 2023

Typical startup. Exciting job ad with no mention of pay anywhere.

1 sat \ 1 reply \ @criptopanas 10 Jun 2023

Interesting Task!

I guess is no easy to be you.

Good luck to all candidates.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin OP 10 Jun 2023

Indeed, you can't be real me, but at least be in the same "tone" and keep the account alive.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @realtrader 4 Aug 2023

Now I have a reason to watch the same thing my father watched and I don't understand why, I'm going to start watching today and actually see how Darth Coin behaves in the movies to try to compete for this opportunity, faith for that

0 sats \ 3 replies \ @om 11 Jun 2023

The proper Sith term is "apprentice". Only Jedi have padawans. I'm very disappointed.

21 sats \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin OP 11 Jun 2023

No, you still don't know WHO really was Darth Vader (DarthCoin). Go back and watch again all saga, and pay attention to all Darth's dialogues.

Darth Vader was never a sith. He was fooled by Palpatine to join him, because Palpatine promise to Anakin that he will get back Amidala. Anakin only wanted Amidala back, nothing else.

Darth wanted to bring BALANCE into the force, together with Luke, because they were the only ones that could do that. That's why he even asked Luke, "join me and we will bring peace and balance into the galaxy"...

Also on the Javin 4 they had a short discussion in the base, about the same thing. Luke in the last episode, on the island, he burned that jedi tree of knowledge exactly because he realized the mistake he did, not joining Vader years ago. He isolated himself exactly to NOT be that unbalanced into the force, he had too much power.

Please go back and study more about Darth Vader. Don't fall into the disney narrative that he's the bad guy, he is NOT.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @fm 6 Feb

Facts

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @om 12 Jun 2023

Wow.

Don't fall into the disney narrative Luke in the last episode, on the island, he burned that jedi tree

I'm getting conflicting messages here. Do we count Disney episodes? (I only watched one of them lol).

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @OriginalSize 11 Jun 2023

Good luck. You probably will inspire a Luke Coinwalker before finding anyone to fill your cybernetic boots. 🤖

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman 10 Jun 2023

📙🍀

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @iguano 10 Jun 2023

Lol You forgot to say that he needs to use a bank instead of bitcoin.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @mudbloodvonfrei 10 Jun 2023

I wonder what is likelier to get you in trouble with Darth, shitcoinery, or admitting that you're a Trekkie who hasn't seen Star Wars...

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BITC0IN 10 Jun 2023

I volunteer as tribute, I'd probably just fuck around though and have conversations with myself and the darthcoin account for the memetics

0 sats \ 9 replies \ @fiatbad 10 Jun 2023

Sounds like a promising project. What exchanges can I buy Darthcoin on before it moons?

40 sats \ 0 replies \ @brxyz 10 Jun 2023

That's no moon...

1 sat \ 7 replies \ @DarthCoin OP 10 Jun 2023

The coin Darthcoin is only one in its existence and that one is only mine. Sorry but is the most scarce coin ever. :)

0 sats \ 6 replies \ @BBitcoinUSA 10 Jun 2023

How did you make it? I’m assuming you’re not joking, just curious since I’ve always wanted to mint my own coins

3 sats \ 5 replies \ @fiatbad 10 Jun 2023

Imagine a small, coin-sized, steel plate with a 24-word seed phrase (private key).

Now imagine melting down an ounce of gold and encasing the steel coin inside a newly formed gold coin. Gold AND Bitcoin in one! Guard that shit with your life.

Damn, I'm really liking this idea. I don't own any gold, cuz it's dumb compared to Bitcoin. But I could see buying enough to do something like this one time.

0 sats \ 4 replies \ @BBitcoinUSA 12 Jun 2023

Good idea, could use silver, copper, or some other metal that’s cheaper and with a lower melt temp than gold

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @BBitcoinUSA 12 Jun 2023

Lower melt temp than steel

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @BBitcoinUSA 12 Jun 2023

Ok got it, I thought you were talking more about having a great hiding place for the seed phrase

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @fiatbad 12 Jun 2023

Well, I guess It's kinda both. It would appear to be an ordinary, shitty gold coin. But I guess it could be easily stolen.

But your idea is great too. Store a seed phrase melted in some low melt temp metal.

I love Bitcoin. The possibilities are endless!

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @fiatbad 12 Jun 2023

Yea, but the point is having a massive amount of value in one coin. Gold is the most "store of value" ish precious metal, right?

And then put like, 100 Million Sats on the private key. Would be a really valuable "gold" coin.