Stacker Saloon \ stacker news

33 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

when you enter into SN Saloon...

564 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

sir, leave the saloon for drunk shitposters. The Saloon is not for coders. 😂😂 advice for you own sanity

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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399 sats \ 7 replies \ @BlokchainB 27 Sep 2023

It’s a beautiful day outside

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @birdeye21 27 Sep 2023

storming inside the saloon!

21 sats \ 5 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

Indeed, very beautiful...

0 sats \ 4 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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921 sats \ 3 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

That means you are not reading ALL SN posts #268473

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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1 sat \ 1 reply \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Which one should be my new SN profile picture?

Thank you @BITC0IN

5 sats \ 0 replies \ @BITC0IN 27 Sep 2023

number 2 is more horrifying, but number 1 is more vita-licky

go with #1

50 sats \ 7 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

I also have a proposal for all Saloon stackers: Let's convince @nemo to change his avatar picture with the one @BITC0IN posted

Remember: 1 sat/zap = 1 vote

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

No, I do not like it

6 sats \ 5 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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22 sats \ 4 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Lol. I know you too well.

6 sats \ 3 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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5 sats \ 2 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

5 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

You don't know the power of the force...

278 sats \ 12 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

I have a proposal for all Saloon stackers: Let's convince @siggy47 to change his avatar picture with the one @nemo posted here.

I really think that represent him very well. Remember: 1 sat/zap = 1 vote

354 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

@siggy47 I will refresh your profile page every 3min to see if you change it. Every 3 min a refresh and a beer zip until I get drunk.

1 sat \ 5 replies \ @siggy47 27 Sep 2023

I'll change my avatar, but this guy is way too cool.

326 sats \ 4 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

you ARE a cool guy, so you deserve it!

782 sats \ 3 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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126 sats \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

is the best image for you!

5 sats \ 1 reply \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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544 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

you are the one shooting bullets (sats) when you get the AK47 in your hands.... What should I say more?

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

You got my vote sir.

2 sats \ 3 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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6 sats \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

siggy ruined the whole voting anyways

322 sats \ 1 reply \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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25 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

siggy is manipulating the voting machine

1115 sats \ 3 replies \ @ek 27 Sep 2023

ᕦ(ò_óˇ) Day 12 of exercising everyday before the saloon opens

Tried to wake up at 7:30AM today so I could work for 1-2 hours on delphi.market. Didn't work, I just got and swiped the alarm off. Then I slept until 10AM, lol.

WIthout my streak, I probably would not have gotten out of bed early enough. I tried to go for a run today again, but it still didn't feel right. Just went for a 30min walk then and bought an iced coffee (sugar addiction probably) to drink it in a park before going home.

An elderly man sat down on the other end of the bench and after a few minutes, he wanted to show me something. At first I thought he is begging for money and the text on his phone is just the translation in German. Kind of sad that this was my expectation. But it wasn't. It was a photo of a restaurant sign for handwritten stuff. I don't remember exactly but it was something about women no longer cooking for men and the restaurant now filling this niche of serving men food.

I tried to smile since I didn't understand it properly. My mind was more occupied with guessing what this is about than just reading the text, lol. For some reason, I find it hard to read stuff when people are waiting for me to read it. But he then explained it to me (it's the sign of a restaurant from a friend) and went on a rant about woman today vs back in his days. He mentioned that women nowadays want to be handled like queens and men have no say anymore. I answered that I think not all women are like that and men are also responsible if they let women behave like that. He said I am right but he is too old now.

We then talked some more after I was initially worried about where this conversation might be going. We talked about his old days in the Soviet Union and how everything was great before Gorbatschow took over. Also talked about inflation, the vaccine and other stuff but I am too lazy go into detail here. I mentioned that I am working in the bitcoin space and I hope that bitcoin is going to fix a lot of stuff since most problems arise from governments having too much power and people having too much faith in authority. He agreed but he didn't seem interested in bitcoin so I didn't go deeper.

I was surprised when he was the first to stand up and end the conversation. He wanted to go to a Greece to fix the necklace of his daughter (we also talked about how nationalities weren't important in the Soviet Union before Gorbatschow). We exchanged names and I tried to thank him for the conversation in Russian by saying "пожалуйста". I wasn't sure if that's the right word so I asked him. Turned out that is actually "you're welcome". "спасибо" is "thank you" :)

5 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

A walk with unintended interactions… very welcome!

10 sats \ 1 reply \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Welcome buddy. Still going strong I see.

26 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 27 Sep 2023

not as strong as before but still trying to keep it up, haha

977 sats \ 0 replies \ @deepologic 27 Sep 2023

811 sats \ 25 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

Tip of the day!

ONLY for Saloon shitposters

Recently SN team implemented LNURL LUD-12 (add comments into a payment). Don't forget to drop some sats to them for this amazing work. What does it means? This is a very important LNURL feature that you can use it:

you can send DM to the receiver, just with 1 sat
you can attach a specific message with a payment. Let's say you want to donate to somebody 21000 sats and send a nice message to it. A nice way to send greetings.
remember that these messages also could be read by SN admins, SN is still a custodial service, so do not abuse their work.

How to do it? Simple:

If you are not using SN, go to any SN user profile, click on his yellow button with the LN address and will popup a QR code. Scan that QR with a LN wallet that support to attach a message to a payment. Add the amount and the comment and done. The receiver will see a nice message. You can use also the LN address directly if your wallet support it.
If you are using SN account, just go to your SN wallet and type the LN address of the SN user or any external LN address, select LN address tab and add the min 1 sat amount and also the comment / message (is the last field).

@k00b - maybe could add a simple link to this modal payment screen directly into each SN user profile? Like saying "send a DM here".

10 sats \ 2 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

^ @Natalia I figured it out on my own Lol.

6 sats \ 1 reply \ @Natalia 27 Sep 2023

@darthcoin spoiled the exploring fun.!!

I would add one more detail: you can even hit repeat payment, then easily send different msg to the same receiver; real cool.

Lol.

5 sats \ 18 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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26 sats \ 9 replies \ @ek 27 Sep 2023

Seems to work for me: https://streamable.com/896c5o

15 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

hmmm interesting why took so long? Is sending out and back to SN node? Maybe will be better is will strap that part and first checking if is existing SN account and not making the whole LN payment route ?

just my 2 sats thinking...

27 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 27 Sep 2023

I think the delay is more related to us polling LND every 5 seconds instead of subscribing to changes

Maybe will be better is will strap that part and first checking if is existing SN account and not making the whole LN payment route ?

Could do but that makes it unnecessary complex if that's not the reason for the delay. Programmers don't like exceptions.

relevant lines of code:

5 sats \ 6 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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26 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 27 Sep 2023

where are you pasting it into the wallet? comments only work for LN addresses according to @WeAreAllSatoshi (I didn't read the spec yet)

5 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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5 sats \ 3 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

you didn't finish your training my young padawan...

15 sats \ 2 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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6 sats \ 1 reply \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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26 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

no worry, was just a joke. Indeed, nobody knows from first time all the specs of a LN address. Usually users just have a wallet app that is doing all for them. SN is just starting now all these new features.

38 sats \ 7 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

you tried christine@lagarde.com ?

5 sats \ 6 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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5 sats \ 5 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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26 sats \ 4 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 27 Sep 2023

Lightning address option requires a lightning address eg nemo@stacker.news, not a LNURL. It sounds like you used a LNURL in the lightning address field?

26 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 27 Sep 2023

Added a demonstration here

26 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

... when I started to think that nemo is a good padawan

5 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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279 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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15 sats \ 2 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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26 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

otherwise... "unexpected visitors" will be at your door.

5 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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26 sats \ 12 replies \ @Natalia 27 Sep 2023

Did anyone notice a new fun feature in SN today?

5 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

They are not paying attention to important things...

Lol.

5 sats \ 9 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

No. Care to share.

5 sats \ 8 replies \ @Natalia 27 Sep 2023

should I? or give hints for you to explore?

Hint please. Much more fun.

5 sats \ 6 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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5 sats \ 0 replies \ @Natalia 27 Sep 2023

😎😎😎

0 sats \ 4 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

I think its the features Dart posted. Definitely an awesome feature.

16 sats \ 3 replies \ @Natalia 27 Sep 2023

yes, ideally with your own unique greeting codes, so the receiver could decode"who sent dis?"

14 sats \ 2 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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5 sats \ 1 reply \ @Natalia 27 Sep 2023

new opportunity to exercise @nemo's creativity

571 sats \ 1 reply \ @Natalia 27 Sep 2023

Learned from my summer clothes-making mistakes, always making things in advance instead of in that season.! Now, I'm exploring a bit to find good quality wool and cashmere to make winter clothes, but it takes so much work to source good fabric, and lots of learning at the same time.

Fun fact: there are only three main natural fabrics to make clothes: cotton, silk and wool. Once you find the good sources and have 1-2 skilled tailors with all your measurements ( never depend on one ), then you are pretty much free to make whatever you want, even if you are on the other side of the world, like a decentralized cloth making:)

5 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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1217 sats \ 8 replies \ @orthwyrm 27 Sep 2023

Day 165 of snailposting everyday 'til BTC hits $100k.

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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @BBitcoinUSA 27 Sep 2023

Very late to the zap-fest, hoping I caught the snail before bedtime. Happy hump day to you all

64 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

The snail has arrived!

59 sats \ 0 replies \ @Public_N_M_E 27 Sep 2023

🫡

14 sats \ 3 replies \ @orthwyrm 27 Sep 2023

If the goldbugs are right, why haven't gold-backed stablecoins taken off?

__@_'-'

59 sats \ 2 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Gold would skyrocket if that happens and I feel the elite don't want gold to trade above a certain level. They want to control the price of gold as much as possible.

14 sats \ 1 reply \ @orthwyrm 27 Sep 2023

My point is that gold-backed stables do exist, but there's negligible demand for them (<1% marketcap of USD stables).

You'd think that gold-backed stables would be more desirable than USD because at least gold appreciates over time. And custodial risk for USD is perhaps even higher than that of gold (see Russia's frozen reserves, could easily happen to Tether). Yet no market for gold-backed stablecoins has really emerged.

Perhaps the reason for this is that nobody is actually saving in USD stables and so they don't care about long term appreciation and risk tolerance. But it's interesting to observe these markets shake out while tradfi is panicking over BRICS.

9 sats \ 0 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Are they issued by reputable companies or are they specific country issued gold-backed stables? I'm from a BRICS country and I can tell you know, we as a country haven't seen any benefit from the promise of a new BRICS currency. I believe a currency is only as strong as its government even if its a gold-backed stable. Corruption and greed will destroy any currency, except Bitcoin off course.

64 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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658 sats \ 15 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

You have the reason, You have opportunity, Bitcoin is your chance

25 sats \ 1 reply \ @BBitcoinUSA 27 Sep 2023

the daily haiku is a great tradition, bravo and keep them coming

27 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

Thank you!

329 sats \ 4 replies \ @siggy47 27 Sep 2023

Inspirational today.

14 sats \ 2 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

Thank you!

329 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 27 Sep 2023

I saw the new Syd Barrett documentary the other night. Turns out he had a Kerouac thing which inspired early Pink Floyd songs

372 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

Interesting…

552 sats \ 0 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Wednesday's are always inspirational days Lol.

552 sats \ 7 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Preach brother, preach!

424 sats \ 6 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

Pushing at an open door in this place but it made a nice haiku for today

552 sats \ 5 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Are you Japanese?

424 sats \ 4 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

There’s a place I have never been…. not sure I would be welcome since my very public protest at the Japanese Prime Minister some years ago.

Ref the writing; I was inspired by @siggy47 and our appreciation of Beat literature.

276 sats \ 3 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Ohk. If there's one language I would have loved to learn growing up, it would have been Japanese. I would be able to watch anime without subtitles. That would have been epic Lol.

14 sats \ 2 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

Yeah but it’s a hard language to learn from an English base. It’s classed as Category IV - which is the hardest level - along with Mandarin and Cantonese etc.

276 sats \ 1 reply \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Yeah. I'll pass for now! That's too many categories for me to handle on my own.

515 sats \ 33 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

I can't believe @nemo is still missing in action. Tick tok buddy.

30 sats \ 20 replies \ @siggy47 27 Sep 2023

It just isn't the same without nemo and Darth. Maybe I'll have a breakfast shot of bourbon

525 sats \ 1 reply \ @Natalia 27 Sep 2023

@nemo is here too, I sensed.

276 sats \ 0 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

328 sats \ 7 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

I am here. Just reading, for the moment.

480 sats \ 6 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

This one's for @nemo.

328 sats \ 5 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

nemo is travelling the galaxies now... his Millenium Falcon is broken and can't jump through hyperspace.

443 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

What’s an Aluminium Falcon?

525 sats \ 3 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

328 sats \ 2 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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5 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 27 Sep 2023

I let my guard down for a minute...

276 sats \ 0 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

I hope you brought back the Millenium Falcon in one piece.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

I'll call you when they get here. Enjoy the breakfast.

328 sats \ 8 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

Maybe they will appear then….

276 sats \ 7 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Or, maybe they're having breakfast together and @siggy47 just teasing us, knowing they with him.

26 sats \ 6 replies \ @siggy47 27 Sep 2023

I wish that were true. High travel costs but worth it.

276 sats \ 0 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Definitely worth it. We'll continue the chat later when they get here. I also have to get back to work.

328 sats \ 4 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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276 sats \ 3 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Look who joined us.

328 sats \ 2 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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328 sats \ 11 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

Did he say he was going to help Darth with his citadel?

457 sats \ 10 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

I completely forgot. I'm sure they getting wasted in stead of completing the citadel. Classic nemo and Datt.

349 sats \ 5 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

Me and @nemo

Lol. 5 minutes later, both wasted.

30 sats \ 3 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Welcome cowboy.

5 sats \ 1 reply \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

You're welcome buddy.

328 sats \ 3 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

Walking through the woods at night and Nemo says ‘it’s scary in here’ and Darth says ‘you are scared? I have got to come back on my own’ 😳

25 sats \ 2 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Lol. My question is, why are they walking through the woods at night? That's how people get murdered in their sleep.

782 sats \ 1 reply \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

I hope Nemo didn’t suffer…. Poor sattacker.

295 sats \ 0 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Not at all. It was quick and painless. Dart style.

787 sats \ 8 replies \ @sb 27 Sep 2023

Specifically tried to get first comment today. No luck y'all are too quick 😂

26 sats \ 3 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

Important is that you are here.

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Come over to the dark side @sb.

5 sats \ 1 reply \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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26 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

this week is sunny. Will go. Was waiting for you to come with the Millenium Falcon. Did you recover it from Jabba the Hutt?

328 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

Gotta get up early to get through those saloon doors first!

456 sats \ 0 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Lol. Better luck next time sir.

5 sats \ 1 reply \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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Strategy is key to beating nemo.

624 sats \ 6 replies \ @JerryGarcia 27 Sep 2023

Well, I married me a wife She's been trouble all my life Run me out in the cold rain and snow

68 sats \ 3 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

watch this, entirely

10 sats \ 2 replies \ @JerryGarcia 27 Sep 2023

Thank you Mr. Coin

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

just call me darth 😂😂

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @JerryGarcia 27 Sep 2023

Okay. Thank you

321 sats \ 1 reply \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Congratulations!

5 sats \ 0 replies \ @JerryGarcia 27 Sep 2023

I ain't gonna be treated this a way

985 sats \ 10 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

I AM GROOT!

328 sats \ 9 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Sep 2023

Good job on getting to the bar first….as ever.

456 sats \ 8 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Thank you sir. I thought @nemo was going to beat me to the punch. He's nowhere to be found. Hangover maybe Lol.

26 sats \ 7 replies \ @ek 27 Sep 2023

or deep work :)

5 sats \ 6 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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323 sats \ 4 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

"unexpected visitors"...

5 sats \ 2 replies \ @bitcointerest 27 Sep 2023

Lol. I bet you they never got through that door. That's paint on a reinforced bunker door.

5 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

but you didn't see what is on the other side of the door... This is the lock.

31 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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Drinking buddies?

916 sats \ 3 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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6 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

Siggy is mocking us now... look what image he choose https://stacker.news/siggy47

5 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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23 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 27 Sep 2023

holly shit, nice morphing

5 sats \ 1 reply \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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More like, @nemo is tracking deep south Lol.

285 sats \ 3 replies \ @nemo 27 Sep 2023

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5 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 27 Sep 2023

There could be an ordinal theory but for saloon comments:

ordinal theory for sats:

common: Any sat that is not the first sat of its block uncommon: The first sat of each block rare: The first sat of each difficulty adjustment period epic: The first sat of each halving epoch legendary: The first sat of each cycle mythic: The first sat of the genesis block

ordinal theory for saloon comments:

common: any comment that is not the first in the saloon uncommon: first comment in a saloon rare: the first comment in the saloon in each difficulty adjustment period epic: the first comment in each halving epoch legendary: the first comment in each cycle mythic: the first comment in the first saloon

since I also didn't know what is meant with cycles, I am adding the quote from the handbook here:

Cycles: Every six halvings, something magical happens: the halving and the difficulty adjustment coincide. This is called a conjunction, and the time period between conjunctions a cycle. A conjunction occurs roughly every 24 years. The first conjunction should happen sometime in 2032._

wanted to add a category for every 100th comment in a saloon but I leave this as an exercise to the reader

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @_stacktoshi 27 Sep 2023

first!

oh, and https://ordinals.com/tx/4a5e1e4baab89f3a32518a88c31bc87f618f76673e2cc77ab2127b7afdeda33b (genesis block)

what a great site, right??