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Did you bring your own chair?
we don't have anymore chairs.... we sold them for more sats. And did you know why some bars do not have chairs ? Because if you drink seated at a table, you will get drunk faster. If you stand up, you will drink more. Drink more = more sales for the bar. You get it now?
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I have a friend that I used to drink with. Every time we went to a bar, I knew that he doesn't want to pay the rounds, because he went straight to sit at a table, in a corner.
When you are thirsty and your pocket is well enough, you don't go to a table, you sit at the bar, standing up. And order one by one... People that goes to sit at a table will not drink too much, are just passing by.
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Nothing wrong with sit and drink. Only that don't forget to stand up in a while... to move the alcohol down from brain :)
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At this hour of the early morning, all I'm drinking is black coffee.
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Looks like you're enjoying your vacation! What book are you taking with you?
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That site looks spectacular! Enjoy
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this is stock photo. Siggy is now on an island smoking cigars with M.Popescu
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I suspected that.
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41 sats \ 6 replies \ @ek 22 Mar
That made me laugh. Here, take my chair.
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41 sats \ 4 replies \ @ek 22 Mar
Depends on how much you pay me
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41 sats \ 2 replies \ @ek 22 Mar
My last girlfriend said I can twerk really good though 👀
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 22 Mar
Was a good joke, I might steal it 👀