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193 comments \ @saloon 22 Mar \ yesterday

Howdy there, partner! Welcome on into the Stacker Saloon.

Saddle on up to a stool and spill the beans about your day, fire away with them questions, or let loose and give us the lowdown on your wild and woolly life. We're all ears, so don't hold back!

We're open round the clock, so mosey on in whenever you please!

20 sats \ 0 replies \ @cryotosensei 23 Mar

Thank you, one and all, for sharing your photos n memories here.

Pls consider joining the bounty if you haven’t done so.

I really feel like I’m starting this weekend on a good note.

Wanna share this lovely quote on my phone

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Cje95 22 Mar

This might be a dif view but with the House passing the funding bill it looks like crypto should be up next. Esp. with McHenry retiring at the end of the term!

65 sats \ 1 reply \ @OneOneSeven 22 Mar

54 sats \ 0 replies \ @Lux 22 Mar

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @jakoyoh629 22 Mar

art

49 sats \ 1 reply \ @watchmancbiz 22 Mar

waiting for funds to clear so I can deposit some sats and be active here more. joined just a couple weeks ago, and been learning all about the lightning network. its been a real hassle, but I think I'm slowly getting it. need to learn Nostr and Github. anyway, I want to post more, but struggling to keep sats up right now. hopefully my funds will clear soon and I can make a deposit here. Thank you all for welcoming me and allowing me to have some fun with you.

5 sats \ 0 replies \ @nikotsla 23 Mar

The saloon is always open :)

36 sats \ 0 replies \ @TheWildHustle 22 Mar

Just got finished working on another podcast script

This one is for the Freedom Tech Wrap podcast.

Checkout the next episode on fountain (https://fountain.fm/show/6165928)

......And what are the freaks thoughts about podcasts becoming territories. I was thinking that It could be a cool way to crowdsource latest developments and zap contributing stackers. At this point territories are mainly an expense, but if the expense enables you to create a community it might be worth it. Imagine being the first one to post the latest zeus update to the FTW Territory, it costs 500 to post but TheWildHustle zaps 1k for all updates that are added to the weekly pod.

Let me know what you think freaks!

67 sats \ 4 replies \ @BlokchainB 22 Mar

Got my car washed at the dealership for 377k sats

Man they did a fantastic job

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 22 Mar

They accepted Bitcoin or you just converted to report here?

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @BlokchainB 22 Mar

Converted! I wish they took the corn

50 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

You better go to those that accept sats #450625 Boycott the fiat maxis

5 sats \ 0 replies \ @nikotsla 22 Mar

PoW

203 sats \ 7 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

Heads up! I won't be able to make it to SN tomorrow. On Sunday, I'll only be available in the late afternoon. Make the most of my absence and climb up the MSM leaderboard !🤠

Enjoy your weekend !

16 sats \ 1 reply \ @jakoyoh629 22 Mar

I'm on my way. What is your current position?

11 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 24 Mar

#478456 👀

32 sats \ 2 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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31 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 24 Mar

😂

#478456 👀

20 sats \ 0 replies \ @DiedOnTitan 23 Mar

Your ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower.

Oh. I am stealing this one!

64 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined 22 Mar

I'm trying you wily hidden bastard.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 24 Mar

😂

#478456 👀

164 sats \ 0 replies \ @johnbnevin 22 Mar

Part 7 - Induction is now out: #475883

( Submersible is a serial interactive sci-fi story unique to Stacker News. )

Readers vote with sats for where the story will go and guess at the solution to puzzles, riddles, and challenges presented in the story. A 4500 sat bounty was awarded for the last successful solution, and consolation prizes and additional bonuses for other participation.

Influences include Westing Game / Glass Onion / Clue / Choose Your Own Adventure / Agatha Christie / Sherlock Holmes / Ayn Rand

Here is a link to part #1 #446662 so you can start at the beginning.

Here's a piece of part one to give you an idea:

Submersible, Part 1

Mr. and Mrs. Kevin and Rebecca Boseman were on the smooth marble walkway clicking toward the centerpiece mansion of Oceanside Estates. "Beautiful," she remarked of it, and of the manicured landscaping, and of the modern, low-profile architecture ahead. "You too," he replied.

Rebecca was a grounded woman, given her stature; her formals were not entirely comfortable for her. A mostly unsocial workaholic, Kevin strode aside her with a posture chosen to match the occasion. Like the other guests to the billionaire's island, they felt fortunate to have been invited, but were curious and skeptical that no itinerary had been revealed.

The Bosemans had arrived just after a famous vocalist and aspiring starlet named Melody Moods had begun working the crowd inside. Melody's voice filled the lawn through the front door as they approached, supported by ambient sounds of a socialite crowd.

"Ah, the Bosemans. A delight to welcome your arrival. Please," the doorman said as he beckoned for Mrs. Boseman's fashionable overcoat. "My name is Silas, and I am at your service. Please feel welcome, and free to introduce yourselves to our other well respected guests."

10 sats \ 6 replies \ @Natalia 22 Mar

@DarthCoin AMA wen?

230 sats \ 5 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

I am doing AMA all days on SN 😂😂 Don't you see how many comments I have?

0 sats \ 3 replies \ @gmd 22 Mar

If you had to pick one shitcoin to invest in...

99 sats \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

The question doesn't make sense:

if is a shitcoin, you do not "invest" in... Are you eating shit? No. Same with shitcoins. You have to be insane to touch them.
The only investment is in knowledge.

99 sats \ 1 reply \ @Natalia 22 Mar

The only investment is in knowledge.

agree! learn how to fish instead of keep buying the fish.

99 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

Asking "which shitcoin to invest" is like asking which putrid fish to eat...

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Natalia 22 Mar

🤣🤣🤣

229 sats \ 4 replies \ @Car 22 Mar

Stacker News Live starting at 4pm CST, only on zapstream, twitter and youtube

🤙onward

100 sats \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

I love this screenshot !

121 sats \ 1 reply \ @gmd 22 Mar

99 sats \ 0 replies \ @jakoyoh629 22 Mar

much better

7 sats \ 0 replies \ @satoshiplanet 22 Mar

Yeeeeehaw!

100 sats \ 7 replies \ @Natalia 22 Mar

sneak peek for my next piece 👀

119 sats \ 6 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

I think I'm already enjoying it! ;) Fun Fact: Istanbul is the only capital city in the world that is located on two continents.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Natalia 22 Mar

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42 sats \ 4 replies \ @Natalia 22 Mar

Fun Fact: Istanbul is the only capital city in the world that is located on two continents.

correct! but it's İstanbul 😌

11 sats \ 3 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

In lowercase ? why ?

27 sats \ 2 replies \ @Natalia 22 Mar

in Turkish:)) 🤓

11 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

You made a mistake as well. It should be spelled with this "İ" 🤔 ???

İstanbul 🤓

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Natalia 22 Mar

fixed 😂

31 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 22 Mar

Howdy!

55 days of 100 push ups a day until $100k down. Undetermined to go. 51 days of 100 squats a day until $100k down. Undetermined to go.

199 sats \ 12 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

Where's the Fun Fact ? @sn

16 sats \ 3 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

sn is ded like bitcoin

11 sats \ 2 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

Here we go again with that nonsense ! Yeah, right, and I'm the King of England 😂

11 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

You really want to be a king? Think again.

11 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

Just kidding! I don't want to be king or famous. I like to walk down the street and be invisible.

69 sats \ 2 replies \ @sn 22 Mar

ran out of sats in the wallet, needed to refuel ⚡️

16 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

If you need some sats, just let me know :)

8 sats \ 0 replies \ @watchmancbiz 22 Mar

I do too 😉😎

26 sats \ 2 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 22 Mar

Did the cronjob die?

11 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

sudo service cron reload

11 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 22 Mar

Or maybe @sn's cookie auth expired :P

31 sats \ 1 reply \ @Natalia 22 Mar

fun fact of today, no fun fact from @sn

11 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

😴

20 sats \ 0 replies \ @gnilma 22 Mar

Good morning stackers.

Day 54 of 100 push ups till $100k completed.

Road trip done, back to work.

79 sats \ 1 reply \ @Scoresby 22 Mar

Feels like Friday.

28 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

My friend used to say on Fridays, "Monday will never come!" F*** 😂

10 sats \ 1 reply \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 22 Mar

Day 95 of posting mining earnings from the day before: 598 sats on 21Mar2024! Running total: 65,875 sats!

Yesterday's comment

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 23 Mar

Day 96's comment

122 sats \ 7 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

`finally found a good use for cauliflower`

11 sats \ 6 replies \ @Bullen 22 Mar

What? Cauliflower is basically drugs!

11 sats \ 5 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

I'm out of the loop! What kind of drugs are we discussing?

11 sats \ 4 replies \ @Bullen 22 Mar

Edibles!

I most often just grill them, you could also slather some nice batter on them and deep fry. Cauliflower is dang tasty!

210 sats \ 3 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

I'll give it a try :)

64 sats \ 2 replies \ @Bullen 22 Mar

That's the spirit! Look around for some recipes that'd maybe tickle your pallet!

11 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

I've never had cauliflower other than pickled, so I'm definitely going to try the breaded version. thanks

16 sats \ 0 replies \ @DiedOnTitan 23 Mar

The dish that will completely change your opinion about cauliflower is Aloo Gobi. It's an Indian dish that is unbelievably good. It transforms the vegetable into a meaty texture with potatoes and zesty spices. Here is the aloo gobi recipe

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20 sats \ 0 replies \ @BitcoinIsTheFuture 22 Mar

Ah late season snow day time to shovel. Also trying to consolidate my 50 UTXO’s. I’ve got multisig and got half way there with some low fees the other night and ran into an issue with verifying the second key. Wish me luck!

89 sats \ 0 replies \ @kr 22 Mar

couldn’t decide on my favorite space chart today, so 3 stackers have each earned the full bounty

will do a similar contest for different types of charts moving forward, that was fun

69 sats \ 2 replies \ @TNStacker 22 Mar

GM Cowboys and Cowgirls ⚡☕🧡

Fuggin Atlanta. Get me back to Tennessee!

Stack Sats and stay humble

giddyup

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @watchmancbiz 22 Mar

BOOM love the meme!

42 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

Yee-Haw 🤠

31 sats \ 0 replies \ @UCantDoThatDotNet 22 Mar

GM Ya'all

Not really F'n around today yaknow?

535 sats \ 14 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

Tip of the month (April) - make your own detox refresh

We are about to enter into month of April, the month of flowers and green. So, depending on your geographical region, there's an amazing arbutus plant named Elderberry or Sambucus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambucus

So I recommend you to make your own delicious refreshment with the flowers of this plant. It's easy and is a natural detox for your liver, blood and heavy metals.

In April - May, the white flowers of this arbust are easy to find and collect. Collect them with the entire corona. Then put them on a paper into the sun to dry fro 2-3 days. Keep them in paper bags later in a dry environment.

Recipe:

take a big crystal carafe/ bowl, like 5-8L, depending on how much drink you want to make.
put a good hand of dried flowers on the bottom of the bowl / carafe
add 600-750g of sugar, or honey. For 8L of water, max 750g sugar. Depending on how sweet you want it.
add 4 lemons, in slices
add 10g of fresh yeast
some mint leaves
8L of water

Then leave that recipient into the sun, 3-4 days, moving the content every day, to help the yeast to make its magic. Taste it every day to see if is needed more sugar or lemons, as you feel comfortable. If is too sweet, just add more water.

after 3-4 days, depending on the sunny days and temperature around 20-25C, you will notice the bubbles.

Then filter the juice out from the ingredients and put it in bottles into the fridge. Do not move it 24h. After 24h, if you see a lot of yeast at the bottom of bottle, slowly filter it out into another bottle. Then put it back into the fridge for another 24h.

Now you have an excellent healthy refreshment for your entire spring and summer. Thank me later.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bullen 22 Mar

I just put like 30 flower bunches in water with some lemon slices and sugar for some days to make an elder flower juice concentrate. It's the perfect taste of childhood.

31 sats \ 2 replies \ @StillStackinAfterAllTheseYears 22 Mar

My elderberry consumption normally comes in a less healthy form that's not helpful for my liver, but we planted some last fall, so I'm going to have to try this.

(To be fair to our hard liquor cabinet, we also have elderberry tea around the house.)

31 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

wow how much alc have that liquor? Yes, from the fruits also can be made wine and liquors.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @StillStackinAfterAllTheseYears 22 Mar

It's 40 proof/20% alcohol by volume, which isn't a ton for hard alcohol (vodka tends to have double that), but definitely a lot more than most wines and beers.

106 sats \ 4 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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51 sats \ 3 replies \ @Natalia 22 Mar

Darth Coin Cookbook

when more tips and tricks in cooking? I want to read the same style as the Bitcoin guide haha 😂 @DarthCoin

10 sats \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

and for shitcoiners will be only poisonous recipes 😂😂

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

225 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

I never thought this would happen👍

16 sats \ 0 replies \ @TNStacker 22 Mar

🤣🤣🤣

52 sats \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

REMINDER: look for the ones that are like trees, NOT bushes. The bushes ones are not good.

This is the flower

52 sats \ 1 reply \ @Lux 22 Mar

this is a very common drink where I live, tasty, resfreshing and healthy.

31 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

And now is the time to prepare it. Coming out from winter, detoxing your body and prepare it for a long summer.

31 sats \ 0 replies \ @RealCoachAndy 22 Mar

Hey hey hey!! Friday is here and the weekend is about to start!!! One final push of greatness and we can relax and enjoy our fruitful week, it's a busy day but well deserved rest will be received on saturday, so let's give it our best and close another chapter strong. I wish you a phenomenal day guys, may it be filled with success and joy. You're awesome never forget it, as always, be well and stay frosty my good friend!

81 sats \ 7 replies \ @Tef 22 Mar

Hey Stackers, some detective work for you. 😁😁

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @orthwyrm 23 Mar

if you zoom in on the desk reeeeal hard you'll find that the slip of paper is actually a boeing 737 safety inspection report

66 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

I sense the presence of Killary Hilton there...

32 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

murder Evidence of an argument, two glasses, crutches far from the individual.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Tef 22 Mar

crutches far from the individual

For me, this is a clear evidence for the murder option.

21 sats \ 2 replies \ @Natalia 22 Mar

murder? 🤔

54 sats \ 1 reply \ @Lux 22 Mar

ambush suicide 😂

100 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

seems to be Portnoy 😂😂😂

277 sats \ 7 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 22 Mar

I recommend the Double Fisherman's Bend

20 sats \ 1 reply \ @orthwyrm 22 Mar

I wish you could just purchase it as a single 10m long spaghetto.

50 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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41 sats \ 0 replies \ @elvismercury 22 Mar

Think how much time you'd save! Annoyed that I hadn't thought of this.

52 sats \ 2 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

Anyone else's brain not fully on pasta mode rn ? 😂

41 sats \ 1 reply \ @Natalia 22 Mar

uninfluenced, I prefer eating pilaf (rice), and with many olive oil in it, yummm. 👀

31 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

I haven't had it yet, but it looks tasty based on the photos. I'm someone who needs rice with 8 out of 10 dishes I eat.

88 sats \ 2 replies \ @Public_N_M_E 22 Mar

Howdy Stackers!

It's Friday so as every week, ~Music has it's weekly Feel Good Friday going on.

Let's set ourselves up in a feel good mood headed to the weekend.

#475278

Check out the Daily Discussion Thread whilst you're there for more awesome music to discover and enjoy. #475271

Let's Talk Music. Share Tracks. Zap Sats.

37 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

HOT 🔥

Music Territorys - Feel Good Friday!

🔗 #475278

`1º 🎵 🎶`

16 sats \ 0 replies \ @watchmancbiz 22 Mar

I'm really lovin' the music category 👊

190 sats \ 2 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

Day 6 of posting everyday 'til MSM ends. previously: #473998

113 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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92 sats \ 0 replies \ @Public_N_M_E 22 Mar

🫡

152 sats \ 2 replies \ @satoshiplanet 22 Mar

Hey stackers! Just another awesome day enjoying nature 🤠👌🌿 and of course, staying humble n stacking sats. Yeeeeehaaaaw!

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @watchmancbiz 22 Mar

Beautiful and looks peaceful

11 sats \ 0 replies \ @Public_N_M_E 22 Mar

😍😍

365 sats \ 13 replies \ @orthwyrm 22 Mar

Day 342 of snailposting everyday 'til BTC hits $100k.

__@_'-'

209 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

`Do snails have teeth ?`

Yes! But they're unlike any you've seen before. (Be warned: this may put you off your dinner)

🔗 sciencefocus.com

751 sats \ 6 replies \ @orthwyrm 22 Mar

def jimmy_song_essay_generator(any_topic_ever):
    # title
    print(f"HOW {any_topic_ever.upper()} IS A FIAT SCAM.\n")
    
    # content
    while True:
        print("wah wah wah wah wah")

71 sats \ 0 replies \ @elvismercury 22 Mar

Code checks out. A bit curious why you posted it under the snails having teeth thread, though.

EDIT: oh wow, now I get it.

71 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 22 Mar

Ouch!

71 sats \ 2 replies \ @nikotsla 22 Mar

hahaha you make me laugh, good one. Python skills! just break that infinite loop.

97 sats \ 1 reply \ @orthwyrm 22 Mar

lol the infinite loop was part of the joke, it's never-ending

71 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 22 Mar

There's nothing more futile than having to explain a joke.

50 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

😂

50 sats \ 0 replies \ @Public_N_M_E 22 Mar

🫡

328 sats \ 1 reply \ @mango 22 Mar

Day 123 of horseposting

Horse stance: 3 minutes 10 seconds

92 sats \ 0 replies \ @Public_N_M_E 22 Mar

🫡

103 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

`__@_'-'`

147 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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57 sats \ 25 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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72 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

31 sats \ 23 replies \ @ek 22 Mar

Did you bring your own chair?

62 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

61 sats \ 13 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

we don't have anymore chairs.... we sold them for more sats. And did you know why some bars do not have chairs ? Because if you drink seated at a table, you will get drunk faster. If you stand up, you will drink more. Drink more = more sales for the bar. You get it now?

42 sats \ 12 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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127 sats \ 11 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

I have a friend that I used to drink with. Every time we went to a bar, I knew that he doesn't want to pay the rounds, because he went straight to sit at a table, in a corner.

When you are thirsty and your pocket is well enough, you don't go to a table, you sit at the bar, standing up. And order one by one... People that goes to sit at a table will not drink too much, are just passing by.

193 sats \ 10 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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59 sats \ 8 replies \ @siggy47 22 Mar

At this hour of the early morning, all I'm drinking is black coffee.

76 sats \ 0 replies \ @jakoyoh629 22 Mar

Looks like you're enjoying your vacation! What book are you taking with you?

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76 sats \ 5 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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76 sats \ 0 replies \ @riberet19 22 Mar

That site looks spectacular! Enjoy

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107 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

Nothing wrong with sit and drink. Only that don't forget to stand up in a while... to move the alcohol down from brain :)

89 sats \ 7 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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41 sats \ 6 replies \ @ek 22 Mar

That made me laugh. Here, take my chair.

31 sats \ 5 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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41 sats \ 4 replies \ @ek 22 Mar

Depends on how much you pay me

31 sats \ 3 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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41 sats \ 2 replies \ @ek 22 Mar

My last girlfriend said I can twerk really good though 👀

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111 sats \ 5 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

BTC is dead! BTC come back to life! BTC doesn’t care..

36 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

41 sats \ 3 replies \ @Natalia 22 Mar

yes, BTC is dead! sell them! 😂

52 sats \ 2 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Mar

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61 sats \ 1 reply \ @Natalia 22 Mar

no, @DarthCoin is better, you can even mint the darthcoin token. 🤣

30 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

57 sats \ 0 replies \ @cryotosensei 22 Mar

I’m running my first bounty on ~Photography. Come n post the oldest photo on your phone here

Submissions seem to have come to a standstill. Will probably comment on all your wonderful entries this weekend to inject some life n laughter. My bounty will end next Tuesday!

Cool art museum in Italy

451 sats \ 6 replies \ @Lux 22 Mar

63 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Mar

262 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Mar

When I was arrested for "disobedience to authority" they put an "attorney" by default. When he came to me to talk, my question to him was: "If you want to "represent" me as you claim, are you ready to be fully responsible for anything will happen in that judge room? I mean, you will take all the charges on yourself and I can get out free? If you "represent" me then you also pay for anything they want me to pay, right?"

His face got white. I entered into the judge room and I repeated the same. Then the judge asked me: are you representing yourself? My answer was: I am myself, I can't represent myself, I am a living man, that can speak for himself. I am not a dead man or a incapacitated man, that need somebody else to speak/ represent him. Judge: ok, let's continue. Me: We cannot continue this theater until we establish something important here. And I simply asked: "Can somebody in this room prove that have any authority over me the living man? Is there a document I signed myself where I gave that authority to somebody else?"

Long moment of silence and the judge closed the case and I went home free. ALWAYS STAND YOUR GROUND. Do not give up in front of their theater,.