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Howdy there, partner! Welcome on into the Stacker Saloon.
Saddle on up to a stool and spill the beans about your day, fire away with them questions, or let loose and give us the lowdown on your wild and woolly life. We're all ears, so don't hold back!
We're open round the clock, so mosey on in whenever you please!
Pls consider joining the bounty if you havenโ€™t done so.
I really feel like Iโ€™m starting this weekend on a good note.
Wanna share this lovely quote on my phone
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This might be a dif view but with the House passing the funding bill it looks like crypto should be up next. Esp. with McHenry retiring at the end of the term!
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waiting for funds to clear so I can deposit some sats and be active here more. joined just a couple weeks ago, and been learning all about the lightning network. its been a real hassle, but I think I'm slowly getting it. need to learn Nostr and Github. anyway, I want to post more, but struggling to keep sats up right now. hopefully my funds will clear soon and I can make a deposit here. Thank you all for welcoming me and allowing me to have some fun with you.
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The saloon is always open :)
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Just got finished working on another podcast script
This one is for the Freedom Tech Wrap podcast.
Checkout the next episode on fountain (https://fountain.fm/show/6165928)
......And what are the freaks thoughts about podcasts becoming territories. I was thinking that It could be a cool way to crowdsource latest developments and zap contributing stackers. At this point territories are mainly an expense, but if the expense enables you to create a community it might be worth it. Imagine being the first one to post the latest zeus update to the FTW Territory, it costs 500 to post but TheWildHustle zaps 1k for all updates that are added to the weekly pod.
Let me know what you think freaks!
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Got my car washed at the dealership for 377k sats
Man they did a fantastic job
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They accepted Bitcoin or you just converted to report here?
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Converted! I wish they took the corn
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You better go to those that accept sats #450625 Boycott the fiat maxis
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Heads up! I won't be able to make it to SN tomorrow. On Sunday, I'll only be available in the late afternoon. Make the most of my absence and climb up the MSM leaderboard !๐Ÿค 
Enjoy your weekend !
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I'm on my way. What is your current position?
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I'm trying you wily hidden bastard.
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Your ass is grass and Iโ€™m the lawnmower.
Oh. I am stealing this one!
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Part 7 - Induction is now out: #475883
( Submersible is a serial interactive sci-fi story unique to Stacker News. )
Readers vote with sats for where the story will go and guess at the solution to puzzles, riddles, and challenges presented in the story. A 4500 sat bounty was awarded for the last successful solution, and consolation prizes and additional bonuses for other participation.
Influences include Westing Game / Glass Onion / Clue / Choose Your Own Adventure / Agatha Christie / Sherlock Holmes / Ayn Rand
Here is a link to part #1 #446662 so you can start at the beginning.
Here's a piece of part one to give you an idea:
Submersible, Part 1
Mr. and Mrs. Kevin and Rebecca Boseman were on the smooth marble walkway clicking toward the centerpiece mansion of Oceanside Estates. "Beautiful," she remarked of it, and of the manicured landscaping, and of the modern, low-profile architecture ahead. "You too," he replied.
Rebecca was a grounded woman, given her stature; her formals were not entirely comfortable for her. A mostly unsocial workaholic, Kevin strode aside her with a posture chosen to match the occasion. Like the other guests to the billionaire's island, they felt fortunate to have been invited, but were curious and skeptical that no itinerary had been revealed.
The Bosemans had arrived just after a famous vocalist and aspiring starlet named Melody Moods had begun working the crowd inside. Melody's voice filled the lawn through the front door as they approached, supported by ambient sounds of a socialite crowd.
"Ah, the Bosemans. A delight to welcome your arrival. Please," the doorman said as he beckoned for Mrs. Boseman's fashionable overcoat. "My name is Silas, and I am at your service. Please feel welcome, and free to introduce yourselves to our other well respected guests."
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I am doing AMA all days on SN ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Don't you see how many comments I have?
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If you had to pick one shitcoin to invest in...
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The question doesn't make sense:
  1. if is a shitcoin, you do not "invest" in... Are you eating shit? No. Same with shitcoins. You have to be insane to touch them.
  2. The only investment is in knowledge.
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The only investment is in knowledge.
agree! learn how to fish instead of keep buying the fish.
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Asking "which shitcoin to invest" is like asking which putrid fish to eat...
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Howdy!
55 days of 100 push ups a day until $100k down. Undetermined to go. 51 days of 100 squats a day until $100k down. Undetermined to go.
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Where's the Fun Fact ? @sn
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sn is ded like bitcoin
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Here we go again with that nonsense ! Yeah, right, and I'm the King of England ๐Ÿ˜‚
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You really want to be a king? Think again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNIgztvyU2U
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Just kidding! I don't want to be king or famous. I like to walk down the street and be invisible.
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ran out of sats in the wallet, needed to refuel โšก๏ธ
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If you need some sats, just let me know :)
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I do too ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Did the cronjob die?
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sudo service cron reload
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Or maybe @sn's cookie auth expired :P
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fun fact of today, no fun fact from @sn
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Good morning stackers.
Day 54 of 100 push ups till $100k completed.
Road trip done, back to work.
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My friend used to say on Fridays, "Monday will never come!" F*** ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Day 95 of posting mining earnings from the day before: 598 sats on 21Mar2024! Running total: 65,875 sats!
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What? Cauliflower is basically drugs!
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I'm out of the loop! What kind of drugs are we discussing?
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Edibles!
I most often just grill them, you could also slather some nice batter on them and deep fry. Cauliflower is dang tasty!
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I'll give it a try :)
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That's the spirit! Look around for some recipes that'd maybe tickle your pallet!
Ah late season snow day time to shovel. Also trying to consolidate my 50 UTXOโ€™s. Iโ€™ve got multisig and got half way there with some low fees the other night and ran into an issue with verifying the second key. Wish me luck!
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couldnโ€™t decide on my favorite space chart today, so 3 stackers have each earned the full bounty
will do a similar contest for different types of charts moving forward, that was fun
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GM Cowboys and Cowgirls โšกโ˜•๐Ÿงก
Fuggin Atlanta. Get me back to Tennessee!
Stack Sats and stay humble
giddyup
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BOOM love the meme!
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Yee-Haw ๐Ÿค 
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Tip of the month (April) - make your own detox refresh

We are about to enter into month of April, the month of flowers and green. So, depending on your geographical region, there's an amazing arbutus plant named Elderberry or Sambucus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambucus
So I recommend you to make your own delicious refreshment with the flowers of this plant. It's easy and is a natural detox for your liver, blood and heavy metals.
In April - May, the white flowers of this arbust are easy to find and collect. Collect them with the entire corona. Then put them on a paper into the sun to dry fro 2-3 days. Keep them in paper bags later in a dry environment.
Recipe:
  • take a big crystal carafe/ bowl, like 5-8L, depending on how much drink you want to make.
  • put a good hand of dried flowers on the bottom of the bowl / carafe
  • add 600-750g of sugar, or honey. For 8L of water, max 750g sugar. Depending on how sweet you want it.
  • add 4 lemons, in slices
  • add 10g of fresh yeast
  • some mint leaves
  • 8L of water
Then leave that recipient into the sun, 3-4 days, moving the content every day, to help the yeast to make its magic. Taste it every day to see if is needed more sugar or lemons, as you feel comfortable. If is too sweet, just add more water.
after 3-4 days, depending on the sunny days and temperature around 20-25C, you will notice the bubbles.
Then filter the juice out from the ingredients and put it in bottles into the fridge. Do not move it 24h. After 24h, if you see a lot of yeast at the bottom of bottle, slowly filter it out into another bottle. Then put it back into the fridge for another 24h.
Now you have an excellent healthy refreshment for your entire spring and summer. Thank me later.
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I just put like 30 flower bunches in water with some lemon slices and sugar for some days to make an elder flower juice concentrate. It's the perfect taste of childhood.
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My elderberry consumption normally comes in a less healthy form that's not helpful for my liver, but we planted some last fall, so I'm going to have to try this.
(To be fair to our hard liquor cabinet, we also have elderberry tea around the house.)
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wow how much alc have that liquor? Yes, from the fruits also can be made wine and liquors.
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It's 40 proof/20% alcohol by volume, which isn't a ton for hard alcohol (vodka tends to have double that), but definitely a lot more than most wines and beers.
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I never thought this would happen๐Ÿ‘
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REMINDER: look for the ones that are like trees, NOT bushes. The bushes ones are not good.
This is the flower
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this is a very common drink where I live, tasty, resfreshing and healthy.
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And now is the time to prepare it. Coming out from winter, detoxing your body and prepare it for a long summer.
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Darth Coin Cookbook
when more tips and tricks in cooking? I want to read the same style as the Bitcoin guide haha ๐Ÿ˜‚ @DarthCoin
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and for shitcoiners will be only poisonous recipes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Hey hey hey!! Friday is here and the weekend is about to start!!! One final push of greatness and we can relax and enjoy our fruitful week, it's a busy day but well deserved rest will be received on saturday, so let's give it our best and close another chapter strong. I wish you a phenomenal day guys, may it be filled with success and joy. You're awesome never forget it, as always, be well and stay frosty my good friend!
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Hey Stackers, some detective work for you. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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if you zoom in on the desk reeeeal hard you'll find that the slip of paper is actually a boeing 737 safety inspection report
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I sense the presence of Killary Hilton there...
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murder Evidence of an argument, two glasses, crutches far from the individual.
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crutches far from the individual
For me, this is a clear evidence for the murder option.
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murder? ๐Ÿค”
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ambush suicide ๐Ÿ˜‚
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seems to be Portnoy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Howdy Stackers!
It's Friday so as every week, ~Music has it's weekly Feel Good Friday going on.
Let's set ourselves up in a feel good mood headed to the weekend.
Check out the Daily Discussion Thread whilst you're there for more awesome music to discover and enjoy. #475271
Let's Talk Music. Share Tracks. Zap Sats.
Day 6 of posting everyday 'til MSM ends. previously: #473998
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Hey stackers! Just another awesome day enjoying nature ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸŒฟ and of course, staying humble n stacking sats. Yeeeeehaaaaw!
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Beautiful and looks peaceful
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Day 342 of snailposting everyday 'til BTC hits $100k.
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def jimmy_song_essay_generator(any_topic_ever): # title print(f"HOW {any_topic_ever.upper()} IS A FIAT SCAM.\n") # content while True: print("wah wah wah wah wah")
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Code checks out. A bit curious why you posted it under the snails having teeth thread, though.
EDIT: oh wow, now I get it.
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Ouch!
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hahaha you make me laugh, good one. Python skills! just break that infinite loop.
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lol the infinite loop was part of the joke, it's never-ending
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There's nothing more futile than having to explain a joke.
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Day 123 of horseposting
Horse stance: 3 minutes 10 seconds
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BTC is dead! BTC come back to life! BTC doesnโ€™t care..
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yes, BTC is dead! sell them! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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no, @DarthCoin is better, you can even mint the darthcoin token. ๐Ÿคฃ
Iโ€™m running my first bounty on ~Photography. Come n post the oldest photo on your phone here
Submissions seem to have come to a standstill. Will probably comment on all your wonderful entries this weekend to inject some life n laughter. My bounty will end next Tuesday!
Cool art museum in Italy
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When I was arrested for "disobedience to authority" they put an "attorney" by default. When he came to me to talk, my question to him was: "If you want to "represent" me as you claim, are you ready to be fully responsible for anything will happen in that judge room? I mean, you will take all the charges on yourself and I can get out free? If you "represent" me then you also pay for anything they want me to pay, right?"
His face got white. I entered into the judge room and I repeated the same. Then the judge asked me: are you representing yourself? My answer was: I am myself, I can't represent myself, I am a living man, that can speak for himself. I am not a dead man or a incapacitated man, that need somebody else to speak/ represent him. Judge: ok, let's continue. Me: We cannot continue this theater until we establish something important here. And I simply asked: "Can somebody in this room prove that have any authority over me the living man? Is there a document I signed myself where I gave that authority to somebody else?"
Long moment of silence and the judge closed the case and I went home free. ALWAYS STAND YOUR GROUND. Do not give up in front of their theater,.
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that's a long pill ๐Ÿ˜‚
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and many will not want to swallow. But they can ignore Lux pills, but they cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring those pills :)
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the definition of ignorant
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I know, hard to swallow ๐Ÿ˜‚
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what was the last scary thing that you have done lately?
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I opened the kitchen door and was immediately greeted by a swarm of bees
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37 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 22 Mar 2024
post this ๐Ÿ‘€
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keep it coming. ๐Ÿ‘€
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Broke the news to my dance club students that their instructors wonโ€™t be coming back to coach them for the rest of this year
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very few things can scary me now... After I saw death 3 times, almost nothing in this world can scary me.
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really stoic ๐Ÿ‘€
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Took a look at the MSM leaderboard ๐Ÿ˜‚
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We need to watch out for gardeners.
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what's your dream?
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My dream is to never stop dreaming.
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I think I'm already enjoying it! ;) Fun Fact: Istanbul is the only capital city in the world that is located on two continents.
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Fun Fact: Istanbul is the only capital city in the world that is located on two continents.
correct! but it's ฤฐstanbul ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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In lowercase ? why ?
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in Turkish:)) ๐Ÿค“
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You made a mistake as well. It should be spelled with this "ฤฐ" ๐Ÿค” ???
ฤฐstanbul ๐Ÿค“
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I wish you could just purchase it as a single 10m long spaghetto.
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Think how much time you'd save! Annoyed that I hadn't thought of this.
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Anyone else's brain not fully on pasta mode rn ? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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uninfluenced, I prefer eating pilaf (rice), and with many olive oil in it, yummm. ๐Ÿ‘€
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I haven't had it yet, but it looks tasty based on the photos. I'm someone who needs rice with 8 out of 10 dishes I eat.
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Did you bring your own chair?
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we don't have anymore chairs.... we sold them for more sats. And did you know why some bars do not have chairs ? Because if you drink seated at a table, you will get drunk faster. If you stand up, you will drink more. Drink more = more sales for the bar. You get it now?
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I have a friend that I used to drink with. Every time we went to a bar, I knew that he doesn't want to pay the rounds, because he went straight to sit at a table, in a corner.
When you are thirsty and your pocket is well enough, you don't go to a table, you sit at the bar, standing up. And order one by one... People that goes to sit at a table will not drink too much, are just passing by.
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That made me laugh. Here, take my chair.
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Depends on how much you pay me