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I’m talking to fucking loser on SN who thinks he’s so fucking cool cuz he’s so fat and hasn’t seen his dick in probably years

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It's the parent's job to raise their children right. So, looking at you, it's obvious that they quit after just one day.

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You may have a sparsely attended funereal

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Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology

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You got your looks from your mother who stands on a corner

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You have a face that makes onions cry.

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If a zombie was looking for brains, he'd walk right by you.

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You're about as sharp as a rubber ball.

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You're about as useful as a knitted condom.