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You wake up and it's 1995. What's the first thing you do?

871 sats \ 56 comments \ @k00b 12h AskSN

I saw this on X and I thought it'd be fun for stackers.

Be warned: If the first thing you do is either invent, encourage the invention, or wait until 2009 to acquire bitcoin, you're immediately teleported back to 2025 and your existing bitcoin stack is gone. Time doesn't like predictability, sorry.

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164 sats \ 15 replies \ @Aardvark 12h

Holy shit, im 13 again?!?!? Ok, game face Aardvark. I know for sure there's like 3 girls in the next 4 years or so that are going to come on to me hard. I'm not going to be oblivious this time. That's right Ariel, we're gonna smash!

42 sats \ 9 replies \ @Undisciplined 12h

Sorry bud, you're still a middle aged aardvark: #1029226

92 sats \ 8 replies \ @Aardvark 12h

Oh shit. I guess I'm going to jail? Sorry Ariel, my bad.

42 sats \ 3 replies \ @elvismercury 10h

She'd probably be into you tho.

101 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 10h

She'd definitely be into me. It's 1995, I'm balding, middle aged, and have magical internet money thst hasn't even been invented yet. I know exactly what time it is.

105 sats \ 1 reply \ @elvismercury 9h

Now I'm kind of into you.

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84 sats \ 3 replies \ @SimpleStacker 12h

Does your wife know you're here?

42 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 12h

I'll probably have to call her for bail, so she'll know eventually. 🤷

42 sats \ 1 reply \ @SimpleStacker 12h

I'd watch this movie

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202 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 12h

100 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 12h

Fucking lol. She's laughing at the meme too.

42 sats \ 0 replies \ @nichro 9h

Hahaha, felt that.

Girl I was into took my scarf and ran away playfully once (one of countless signals in retrospect), but I just went like "ha-ha what a brat" and went to class.

Some say she still has my scarf to this day.

42 sats \ 1 reply \ @denlillaapan 10h

Yeah, man ... Aaariel!!

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 10h

You know her?! I can put in a good word for you if you want.

206 sats \ 1 reply \ @Signal312 10h

I'd talk to my aunt (elderly back then, but still with it, and eager to tell stories about her life), and LISTEN to her stories, and write them down.

When I finally got around to doing this, she was no longer able to really tell a story anymore.

84 sats \ 0 replies \ @elvismercury 10h

Jesus, I'd spend all my time doing this, till I got booted back to the present.

Of course, explaining to people who I was would take up a lot of that story time I reckon.

101 sats \ 2 replies \ @spicygoron 11h

I'd try whatever I can to get on the development team of Bioware. My mission will be to get onto Bioware and do whatever I can to prevent its eventual acquisition by EA.

1 sat \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 10h

Super specific. Love it

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @spicygoron 8h

someone's gotta do it

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @030e0dca83 7h

It reminds me about Quantum Leap 1989 tv show. Main character were jumping in different history periods and tried to help people. In one of episodes he sang never existed before in that time period song, and his sister didn't want to believe him he's from future

I'm not sure I'd change something if I wake up in 1995, I'd rather visit people I have no more chance to visit today

133 sats \ 2 replies \ @cmd 8h

6'ish years to stop 9/11 from happening.

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 8h

How would you stop it?

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @cmd 8h

good question, I don't know how one would stop it. everyone would think you are a loon. maybe it's one of those events that is destined to happen in some form or another.

it would make for a wicked movie script though.

50 sats \ 0 replies \ @denlillaapan 10h

Buy Amazon shares? Go watch a blockbuster. Max mortgage and buy house+summer place

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @LibertasBR 8h

I don’t know why, but I thought about pulling a Biff and betting on sports events whose results I remember.

82 sats \ 0 replies \ @justin_shocknet 11h

Smoke in a restaurant

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Msd0457890 7h

Hahaha 😅 I don't know, I was born in 2001, I imagine I would be an ordinary citizen working for someone.

75 sats \ 0 replies \ @lv99slacker 12h

Look for my mom and hug her.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 11h

Stop being a Nintendo fan boy and look forward to PS1

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @OT 11h

I'd probably see a punk band and watch The Simpsons.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @jbschirtzinger 12h

Time to set some things straight...

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 12h

Go see my 3 remaining living grandparents.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 12h

I told a few people to get on top of their cancer, y'know, so their chances of curin' it would be higher.

26 sats \ 0 replies \ @SimpleStacker 12h

My first thought was watch ninja turtles and ghost busters

My second thought was buy Apple stock

66 sats \ 4 replies \ @k00b OP 12h

I'd probably go somewhere busy, like a mall, and watch people without phones and screens. I'd also be curious about supermarkets and what I could buy.

109 sats \ 1 reply \ @Signal312 10h

Yes the screen thing would be really interesting. What did people do back then, when waiting in line, etc? Just...talk to someone? Stare into space? Read a book?

I honestly can not really remember.

105 sats \ 0 replies \ @elvismercury 10h

They thought about things and looked into the distance. If magazines were available they thumbed through those. That's what I remember.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b OP 9h

I could watch a Seinfeld episode live. I could go to some early personal computer conferences.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @optimism 9h

Besides groceries? Less electronics, more tobacco products.

0 sats \ 3 replies \ @kepford 12h

Am I stuck in 1995 at my present age? If so that would suck

33 sats \ 2 replies \ @kepford 11h

If I am not thinking about erasing my sons I would catch some bad people committing bad acts that weren't exposed until recently. No one anyone here knows. But I could do some justice for some people I know. Stop some things that haven't happened yet.

33 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 9h

Man, being a hero is not the first thing I'd think of.

50 sats \ 0 replies \ @kepford 9h

It wasn't mine either but after thinking about it more it came to me. If I can't just invent bitcoin or if I'm basically not going back to my wife and sons and don't want to mess up their futures... I'd do some good stuff that is impossible to do now and disappear maybe not to cause more issues with timelines. Even so... I wonder what the ripple effects would be for me and my family because it would change some positives for me. And... I have no guarantee of the outcome either.

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @Undisciplined 12h

Am I who I was in 1995, assuming I was alive already, or am I present me in 1995?

42 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 12h

Present you. You go to sleep tonight and wake up in 1995.

105 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 12h

My existential fear when it comes to time travel is that I make a significant enough change that my daughter never exists, so I would probably place as much distance between myself and anything that I know came to bear on my life or my wife's.

So, maybe move to rural Japan and teach English.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @3a42879d5f 2h

Buy Bitc- oh wait.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @kruw 3h

I'd go skateboarding.

"But Kruw, you can go skateboarding in 2025"

I know, but there was a style and culture around it back then. Participating in something while its popularity is at its peak isn't an experience that can be imitated.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @teremok 4h

Go to a Michael Jackson concert.

RIP MJ

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Car 5h

Enjoy being a kid again and my family.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Coinsreporter 7h

I'd talk to everyone who I cannot now.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @0361de568a 11h freebie

Locate Satoshi Nakamoto

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @nitter 12h bot

https://xcancel.com/GigaBasedDad/status/1942404063779307594

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @000w2 3h

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