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Howdy there, partner! Welcome on into the Stacker Saloon.
Saddle on up to a stool and spill the beans about your day, fire away with them questions, or let loose and give us the lowdown on your wild and woolly life. We're all ears, so don't hold back!
We're open round the clock, so mosey on in whenever you please!
10 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 2h
I wonder how you’d make a tractor beam with known physics.
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.... i really don't want to do this, but I am diving into how to use the Reddit API now...
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ok, I needed to apply for access... I applied under "researcher" and briefly explained why I need the data
as far as i can tell, the request just went into the black hole... who knows when/if I'll hear back...
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just finding out now that the move to restrict API access to only registered developers was a new move in 2023 that caused some controversy...
yet another way in which SN is superior to Reddit...
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Por favor, me puede ayudar con unas monedas para pagar mis publicaciones?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Akg10s3 5h
That Trump is a crazy guy!!
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I am bout to fill up pubky with stacker news links and tags ahaha!
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100 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 6h
Currently taking a break from the last few days of self-inflicted bug chaos by getting ChatGPT to help me approximate power law decay with exponentials.
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69 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 8h
Subquery Scan on rolled (cost=16757501287048.21..67010073849307.91 rows=324832120200 width=136)
Poor query planner.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 8h
This crappy query plan was causing all kinds of swapping.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Akg10s3 8h
Stack as much as you can!! You'll live in freedom ⚡⚡
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So are our profile pics just gone?
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 10h
Yes. My changes marked all profile images as unpaid, then they got wiped. Images are replicated, but we hard delete stuff.
I'll look into some kind of short-lived archiving for deleted images where they can mature into hard deletion.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 7h
I've added versioning to image storage so that after they're deleted they are retained for a few days before being permanently deleted.
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50 sats \ 2 replies \ @Scoresby 10h
So, after Nick Szabo spent a month melting down about CSAM in blocks and some people propose a fork in response...radio silence:
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sigh
the whole CSAM thing felt like a big moral panic. Like people overreacting to Covid/Trump... similar vibes
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102 sats \ 0 replies \ @kepford 10h
Indeed. It's actually incredibly dumb
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Couldn't help it, one was missing
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Hahaha, very good...!!! I could also add some CCs.
262 sats \ 3 replies \ @k00b 10h
I find myself regularly going to look at transactions to see what they look like
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It was interesting to see the total for the day/week/year with this scheme.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 10h
Yeah that'd be cool. The data is relatively accessible now (it was deduced before) so most of this stuff we can do overtime.
42 sats \ 0 replies \ @mo 11h
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26 sats \ 0 replies \ @deSign_r 11h
Here is another reminder of our fortnightly appointment, to brainstorm ideas and bring projects forward. Similar to the Stacker Saloon, it will stay pinned in the ~Design territory hot section for two weeks, recursively, giving us time to discuss and provide feedback.
Whatever you are thinking about... A new app? Book? Review your apartment furniture setup following feng shui? Upgrading your 4x4 suspensions? 3D print something for your miner? Redesign your garden yard? What else?
₿e Creative, have Fun! :D
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100 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 12h
LOOOOL @Car @k00b remember few days ago the ewok dog picture? #1277690
Here is his "brother" the wookie cat
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₿ 1 ≠ ₿ 100 000 000
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this is so funny; even more thot-provoking wen u type: ₿ 1.00 000 000 ≠ ₿ 100 000 000.
on another note, there really needs to be a satoshi symbol; maybe -|||- is a worthy candidate in the meantime;
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Bruh, I couldn’t find a single meme for BIP177!
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100 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 13h
because BIP177 is a meme in itself.
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fixed the saloon
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193 sats \ 1 reply \ @sox 14h
you saved the day! and also further confirmed that this is how this bug can be reproduced.
no worries, you're not going to do this job for the rest of your life, a fix is ready!
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @SHA256man 7h
is @guerratotal taking the photo in this scenario, or did the user to go the bathroom?
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Me, at one point when I went to the bathroom to pee out my beer... haha
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hot damn today I learn what it's like to be smoll. Gonna have to go get a refund from that fortuneteller.
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Will we ever see next "working day" in saloon or it'll be forever opened since 8 of November?
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The saloon’s doubling every comment! cc/@k00b
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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @sox 16h
Yep, here's some context https://github.com/stackernews/stacker.news/issues/2634 We're going to address this as soon as possible, it only happens if we're under 200 comments in a comment section, but more than ~150.
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Ahahah. I reported it. Didn't realize the comment doubling had anything to do with it.
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114 sats \ 1 reply \ @Kontext 17h
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Haha
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Wow busy place. Can’t believe how many of my real world drinking friends are clueless to Bitcoin. 🍻 so early! 🍻
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This is a pretty big oopsie:
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is that another case of bots stealing bitcoin by brute-forcing low-entropy seeds, and competing with each other using RBF, until the entire UTXO is spent in fees?
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102 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 11 Nov
yep nasty: #1279061
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Gol dang it's busy in in the saloon!
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saloon's been open for 3 straight days.... we are dang drunk in here...
Where THE FUCK Is My Meme Monday Thread ????
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Someone created one here, but it's not the official one, as @k00b said. #1279469
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what would you have posted
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150 / 3 days = 50 🤓
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I remember when over 100 comments in the saloon was normal
People are so desperate to believe that voting, politics, or men are the answer they are blinded to the obvious. Fiat money is the root problem for many of the problems we have today.
People are wanting the government that has created this system that erodes our life's energy "money" to fix what they designed and profit from.
We have the answer. Bitcoin. But yeah. Play the Trump or the anti-Trump. Keep it up and see how well that works.
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A total lie, the damn Fiat system will never end. Accumulate and carry on, don't listen to the noise.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @AG 10 Nov
why haven't seen this before? just shared it #1279143 in the ~AGORA, where sellers meet bitcoin!
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@k00b @ek after yesterday update, what does the orange or red arrow means? I never noticed the orange or red before... No errors in the wallet logs, I tried multiple setups in the wallet and now is always red!
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It may be related to an error I introduced for autowithdraw. But if you're receiving sats fine, you can ignore it.
Stranger Things 5 | First Five Minutes | Netflix
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22 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 10 Nov
We stopped watching after the 2nd season
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It's been a few years since I stopped watching TV shows that haven't wrapped up yet. People are saying this might be the last season. Why'd you stop watching? I heard it got good reviews.
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The weekend is over. OpenAI API platform congestion is back.
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No ~Memes Monday @k00b?
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 10 Nov
Yep, auto posts were broken. I'll fix it today.
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Happiness Journal 10/11/25
A boy from my form class surprised me by bringing a Science past year examination question book that he had earlier received from his self-help organisation. So honoured that he had remembered me during the weekend and even took the initiative to bring his book to share it with me this morning.
A girl from another class showed me her storybook that she had started last night. Apparently, she wants to give it to me before the school holidays. I am skeptical that she will continue beyond her first paragraph, but I am touched nevertheless.
Suffice it to say that they made my day today.
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Buying BTC through a bank is the stupidest thing you can do!
BTC was created to screw over banks, not to be subjugated by them. Besides, when you buy BTC through a bank, you're practically shouting from the rooftops that you own BTC.
Always keep BTC in self-custody.
Giving @DarthCoin medicine to a group of friends
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they are not selling bitcoin anyway, they sell you paper bitcoin, is not the real one!
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Lo más increíble es que muchas personas están entrando a BTC a través de sus bancos, con esperanzas de obtener ganancias en Fiat. Todo mal!
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Yes, that's sad, that's why I blurted that out to some friends on Telegram. It was all because of Jerome Powell's announcement that banks are free to offer Bitcoin and cryptocurrency services, so one friend asked what that meant, and another was saying that now he could buy BTC without so much trouble...!!
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YESSSS I FOUND MY SN HAT!!
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Cool where did you find it?
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Outside. Must of slid out of my back pocket right after I put it in there
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21 sats \ 4 replies \ @orto 10 Nov
Today is the anniversary of the death of Atatürk, one of the most important leaders of the 20th century. In my opinion, he is the greatest leader of all time. I'd like to share one of his quotes with you:
"Sovereignty belongs unconditionally to the nation."
I think if he were alive he would take his stance in favor of Bitcoin.
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31 sats \ 3 replies \ @AG 10 Nov
He was probably referring to Nation-state in the legalese meaning of the word. Don't know much about him. why it was an important leader from your perspective?
@Natalia maybe interested on this too
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Consider the economic situation in Africa today. He awakened a nation in a much worse situation. At the time, the people called themselves Ottomans. They had even forgotten their Turkish ancestry. The Arabic alphabet was used. He made it clear that his language was Turkish and he was Turkish. And thousands of other actions I can't even list here. Atatürk's way of thinking and character are entirely based on independence and sovereignty. I recommend you reading about him. He is known by very few people because the Western world ignores him. Because he is the only leader who defeated imperialism.
The future is bright
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Well, Floppy is doing things
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Lost my damn stacker news beanie! I am sad
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46 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 10 Nov
what?! there are only six of them in the whole world boog!!
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I know I’m so distraught! Went for a walk and it must of fell out of my back pocket!! Hopefully I can find it tomorrow!!
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The total spend (https://stacker.news/top/stackers/day) is bugging out. I was at 520, I did two 40cc zaps, and it only says 560. cc/ @k00b
edit: Spent value looks right now, guess it takes a while to update?
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Yes aggregates recompute periodically.
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“It’s dark because you are trying too hard. Lightly child, lightly. Learn to do everything lightly. Yes, feel lightly even though you’re feeling deeply. Just lightly let things happen and lightly cope with them.” ― Aldous Huxley
Related: #1268314
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Beautiful and Epic⚡💥
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4 sats \ 1 reply \ @AG 10 Nov
how it's possible to construct such transaction? Which tools allow such thing?
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It's a painting from a Bitcoin gallery. I don't know if this is possible, but I loved it.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 9 Nov
Just waking up. Will fix bugs and do release post soon.
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Did anyone else lose their profile pic?
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lost it
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yep! Did you re-upload your profile pic or you never lost it?
noticed a big-time revolution brewing here! To celebrate that, and seeing as the saloon from yesterday is still going, we could try weekly saloon instead of daily ones. 🤠
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Go fast⚡
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @AGORA 9 Nov
@k00b @ek have created two PR #2636 #2637 to expand analytics charts on desktop. With all these new metrics, it's really hard to distinguish what is what.
What you guys think?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 9 Nov
I don't think making the charts bigger is the solution, but I agree on the problem.
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Is it just me or is SN a lot faster today?
Not sure if that's due to the database refactor or perhaps restarting the servers?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 9 Nov
eh it's probably a lateral move. i was able to remove some of the unoptimized stuff that was causing problems, but in unrelated areas I introduced new causes of slowness.
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0 sats \ 18 replies \ @sox 9 Nov
I feel it faster even in dev, that's an achievement
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FYI - I keep getting notifications. When I click on them I get a 404. I know a lot of site work is being done now. Should we report these things or wait until we get the all clear?
Edit, I can't see my notification stream at all.